pickleweasel 

a rare weasel who is attracted to mountain pickles and maggie hoeltje.

the pickle weasel humped maggie's leg

pickleweasel by batman dude thing goblin person stuff July 31, 2003

pickleweasel 

The polite definition for a penis ferret.

That guy is such a pickleweasel.

pickleweasel by Bognar October 1, 2007

pickleweasel 

an Alaskan weasel who mainly consumes pickles

That pickleweasel ate all the god damn pickles!

pickleweasel by Sally Johnson Montana May 18, 2008

pickleweasel 

a strange girl that wears scarves and goosebumps shirts.

"why hello there, pickle weasel!"

pickleweasel by Kelly October 3, 2003

pickleweasel 

It's a Derek (Tango) Gould.

pickleweasel by anonymous July 8, 2003

pickleweasel 

a moose that looks like a) a wild mountain pickle or b) a evil mung pickle.

the pickleweasel garumphed over the shazwar

pickleweasel by Jimbob December 10, 2003

Pickleweasel 

Soak your dick in vinegar for at least 3days and then bang a dude while he isn't paying attention

He didn't see the pickleweasel comingp

Pickleweasel by Eltigreloco February 5, 2023