phwoar

A word that is unpronounceable and has no meaning. A word used by lazy no good ignorant fucks who think it's cool to fuck the language up.

Guy 1: Hey dude that chick is so phwoar!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Phwoar I said!
Guy 2: Fu-whoa-er?
Guy 1: No!
Guy 2: Spell it!
Guy 1: I can't.
Guy 2: You ignorant fuck! Go back to school you ass muncher.

by yourassisgrassMoFO February 25, 2009

Phwoar

Noun: Attractive single female poker player.

Origin: Abbreviation of Poker Honey WithOut A Ring

Originated in bricks and mortar casinos to describe any unaccompanied female poker player. Now used in online poker rooms to describe any female (or believed female) player.

Usually based on the avatar/picture the player has chosen to display or a suggestive online name (i.e. Bubbasbestbabe). Online usage often capitalised.

I was at the tables earlier and this smoking hot Phwoar sat down next to me.

by Tenrex March 4, 2009

phwoar

An exclamation uttered when a person encounters a near miss.

Phwoar! I nearly back-ended that Ferrari!

by Shazza October 22, 2001

phwoar

the act of moving your falcid belly into six pack abs at the site of a hottie.

then Britney spears walked by and he totally phwoared it till she blew by.

by Dwardo January 11, 2005

phwar

An exclamation of amazement, or of an impressed nature.

Phwar! That is a realy good idea.

by Dudewithdacamera February 14, 2005

Pwoar

The word to say when you see something overtly sexual happening. Bristish slang. Silimar words/ phrases: Like Whoa, Studly, Oo-er, Yummy.

Pronounced: Puh-whoa-er or P-roar.

Jerry is in the hall, wearing a coconut bra and a hula skirt, giving Kyle a lap dance. A group of girls pass by.
Girl: Pwoar!


Stephenie and Ron are caught making out at school.
The person who caught them: Pwoar!

by JollyJollyOxenFelly February 25, 2009

Phwoarrr!

This is what one says when a particularly gorgeous member of the opposite sex walks by (British urban slang). Should be used as a single phrase and said in a low, gutteral, sexually predatory growl.

"Phwoarrr! I wouldn't kick her out of bed if she farted!"

by Gulzaroostermeister December 21, 2008