PhotoDicking

noun
1. Informal
a. The art of hiding your genitals in otherwise normal pictures (or video) so that the victims do not notice you have shown them your genitals until it is too late if they notice at all.
b. Photobombing...but with your dick.

Photobombing....but with your dick

www.photodicking.com

by Dv8 October 6, 2012

Photoistic

Used to describe someone who enjoys taking pictures or being in front of a camera.

I’m sorry I won’t be in the picture, I’m not that photoistic.

by Alex Allen Poe June 4, 2020

protodistinguish

Being able to distinguish original or primitive.

Frank: Hey, did you find Godzilla vs, Kong, kinda, um, protodistinguish?
Paul: We kinda went full protodistinguish.

by freechickenmaniac March 12, 2021

photonic

a kewl way to gnarl the real word "photogenic" (meaning having an attractive and charismatic appearance, often resulting in people being attracted to you) and then twisting it into the NEW word "photonic."

From the most recent episode of the MTV true-life reality series "Laguna Beach," an astoundingly accurate portrayl of the Fox hit drama-series "The O.C."

As Kristin watches the male fashion show runway, she comments to her friend standing next to her: "He is Sooo Photonic!"
Her friend is heard murmuring to herself, "mmmmmMMMmm Hhmmmmmm!"

by Dr. Dave November 3, 2004

photorectumitis

The state of being when you have your head so far up your ass you can not see a thing, not even any light.

His continual rhetoric regarding the war leads me to believe that photorectumitis has finally set in.

by 2littlefishes November 8, 2007

Photoistic

Photoistic is a term reffering to the skills of a photographer

Will: I just thought everyone hsould be aware of my photoistic skills
Caz: You do have pretty amazing photoistic skills

by photoisticskillman March 15, 2009

photogit

Photogit pronounced "photog....it" is an action word meaning capture the moment.

"Hey take a picture of that cute pic, photogit!"

by Phillipbill December 7, 2009