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phoning the czar

A term that is synonymous with self stimulation of ones penis by ones hand by act of masturbation.
Johnny was spending another night phoning the czar to dirty magazines.
by MattyB0604 November 5, 2015
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Drunk Phoning

While drunk, you phone someone you can't talk to sober (because of bad past-times or because you haven't got the balls) and talk nonsense to them until they either put the phone down, or agree to have sex with you.
1. "Dude, I am so wasted after drinking that whole crate"
2. "I know man, what can we do now?"
3. "Dude, let's do some Drunk Phoning!
4. "YEAH!, Lets call your mum"
by MetalCactuar May 10, 2011
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Rolo Phasing

When your birds fanny is hanging so you cover it in rolo pudding to make it better.
Dan found oral more enjoyable when Rolo Phasing with his girlfriend
by Ekewanka October 8, 2018
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phoney phoning

to pretend your on the phone with/ texting someone while in public for either two reasons:

1. too look cool and like you have friends or

2. to avoid certain situations

reason number two is the most respectable one.
1. person 1: whos that skank on the phone with? why would anyone call her?
person 2: i bet shes phoney phoning.

2. person 1: shit here she comes, lets phoney phone so she won't try and talk to us.
by fatima mcbringuade May 26, 2008
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Phoning It In

To perform the task with very little effort.
Another episode where Alastor defeats Sir Pentious with hentai dad joke?. Sounds like the writers are phoning it in again.
by The Talking Brony March 29, 2020
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T-Posing

Little Jimmy T-Posed to show everyone who was boss that day.
T-Posing: used to assert dominance. you can show you're the alpha with this one.
by yeeter mcfeeter November 19, 2018
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phasing out

to slowly begin to remove oneself from a committed relationship (or sort of something like that - a lot of sex is being had) in order to lessen the inevitable heartbreak/ache/sex deprivation that will eventually occur.
You know what? I am phasing out that motherfucker. He's doneski.
by Alyssa Taylor May 12, 2007
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