phonication

(also known as telephonication)
A cleverly derived synonym for phone sex.

Gal A: I told her he's not allowed over here because everyone can hear them having wall-banging sex every night.

Gal B: So did she end up going to his house?

Gal A: No! Now, all she does is sit in her bedroom and phonicates with him for hours....while I'm in the room!!

Gal B: You know, I was never a huge fan of phone sex....too many awkward silences.

Gal A: Yeah...I definitely prefer actual sex to phonication.

by Teresa Anastasia September 26, 2007

Phonication

sexual relationship over phone.

She lives in Florida and Lou lives in New York so they can only enjoy share in the Phonication.

by Therston May 1, 2011

Phonication

An intimate, sexually oriented, extended phone call with a friend, also known as phone-boning....

Man, me and Melanie were in to some serious phonication last night

by JPnEB May 28, 2009

phonecation

When you take a vacation from your phone. Generally, it's 2 or more days.

I took a phonecation and now I'm a better person.

by ToastyToastedToast May 18, 2016

phonation

a longer word for phone

give me a text on your phonation, thats a nice phonation

by amy123 September 15, 2007

Photobation

The habit of taking "selfies" (photos of oneself) and posting them on the internet.

Scott was grounded for excessive photobation; his mother had to take away his camera.

by xnrock May 1, 2013

Phonecating

Searching, scrolling, and playing with apps on your phone as a mindless distraction from real life.

I tried to talk to him but he was phonecating and didn’t hear what I said.

by CrystalStaffnerd October 5, 2022