promasturbating

The art of talking too long about self pleasure. Procrastinating for wankers.

John "and then I wanked, then I wanked some more, then I had dinner, then wanked again and again"
Dave "stop promasturbating you bell end"

by DazCaz2 December 3, 2013

psomas

To get it done right the first time, because there might not be a next time.

We don't have time to play around with this proposal. Give it to the experts and they can psomas it.

by Robert McLaughlin May 29, 2003

phoma

To be so involved with your cellular phone that you are completely oblivious to the outside world around you.

Katie was so busy texting on her cell phone she lost track of time and was late to work,she was definetely in aphoma.

by Mr Tballs September 16, 2010

Phomando

An adjective used to describe a cellular phone carried without a case.

"My phone case broke last night so today I'm going phomando."

by Runderful May 5, 2016

Promastication

The act of eating to avoid a task, usually occuring during revision periods before exams.

Lisa gained 10kg and failed year 12 because of her promastication problem.

by Bruh That's Nasty September 7, 2016

Poomas

Poomas- A word that describes action, object, event, person, or weed to be the best that it can be.

"Dave sells his weed cheap" "Yeah but Piers has got Poomas"

"Thats Poomas!"

by Mc Pounds and Colsey June 29, 2009

promasticate

to take a long time to finish a meal in order to delay getting back to work

"Don't promasticate - if you don't eat up soon, you won't get the report done by the end of today"

by junglehungry October 11, 2011