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Carve your pumpkin

To accidentally ruin ones coin purse whilst indulging in the shaven equivalent of a 'Back Sack and Crack'.
"Carve your pumpkin"

In hasty preparation for the young nympho zombie girls at this year's Halloween ball, Johnny neglected to notice the dull rusty state of his razor.

Needless to say by the time he had finished, his pumpkin was well and truly carved.
by rarganCCS October 29, 2012
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pumpkin positive

The medical definition of a person with a brain so small that if you shine a light in their mouth, their whole head will light up like a Halloween pumpkin.
"He chopped his own finger off with a steak knife"
"What's the diagnosis, doctor?"
"Clearly pumpkin positive"
by IanXDaws January 12, 2009
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Hungry Pumpkin

Hungry Pumpkin is a cheap game featuring a very strange and quite ugly pumpkin, who walks into your restaurant claiming, “I’m very hungry!”

You then have to feed him the food he requests. The game is incredibly cheap, and the pumpkin can often be seen doing impossible things like eating the whole cup when he says “give me the coffee.”

If you give him the wrong food, he is very rude, throwing the food onto the floor and screaming, “NO! I DONT WANT THAT!”
Joe’s computer: “I’m very hungry!”

Bob: Joe... are you playing Hungry pumpkin..? -.-
by EllaSunder January 19, 2018
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el plumpino

When you do a girl up the ass and shove all but your balls in.
"Hey, I gave Laura an El Plumpino last night and my dick was covered in shit!"
by hohohohohohohohoha October 8, 2008
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pumpkin pounder

1. A male or female who prefers the sexual company of redheaded, pasty skinned partners over all others.
2. A person who seeks out gingers in bars or nightclubs to take home with the intention of having intercourse.
Josh: "Dude, Art is always going after those redheads."
Joe: "Yea he is a real pumpkin pounder!"
by Breacher_Man April 17, 2014
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pumpkin steamer

Taking a Poo inside of someone’s lit jack-o-lantern.

Usually a prank played during Halloween
Dude! James laid a gnarly pumpkin steamer on old man Pedersen’s porch!
by D_Wraith October 24, 2017
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Pumpkin Smasher

A person who is sexually attracted to redheads.
Have you noticed all his girlfriends have had red hair? He's a total pumpkin smasher.
by irishkiwi June 4, 2018
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