by Josheeboy1239 April 19, 2009
Get the Polishing The Eagle mug.Making obviously false claim to various acts, accomplishments, or states of being in an effort to look cool on the internet.
by Lord_ITF November 15, 2012
Get the Plathing mug.The act of trying to make something hopelessly weak and unattractive appear strong and appealing. An impossible process that usually results in a larger, uglier turd.
She tried to look more attractive by getting plastic surgery, but let's face it, you can't polish a turd.
by ktrane March 3, 2004
Get the turd polishing mug.What most people think Benedict Cumberbatch, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have together, due to their well-defined cheekbones. (NOTE: Another post on Tumblr said that Colin Morgan joins them as a member of the Fellowship of Cheekbones, but that is not the focus of this definition.)
The entire thing began when someone asked Benedict during his Reddit AMA "Do you, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have cheekbone polishing parties?"
Benedict's response was "We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend f**k fantasy. Get to work on that, internet."
This promptly set everyone trying to draw out what they thought the parties looked like and generally the spontaneous combustion of the Internet. Tom Hiddleston's reaction was epic as well, but II'm not going to bore you with it. You can look it up yourself. Ehehehe.
The entire thing began when someone asked Benedict during his Reddit AMA "Do you, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have cheekbone polishing parties?"
Benedict's response was "We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend f**k fantasy. Get to work on that, internet."
This promptly set everyone trying to draw out what they thought the parties looked like and generally the spontaneous combustion of the Internet. Tom Hiddleston's reaction was epic as well, but II'm not going to bore you with it. You can look it up yourself. Ehehehe.
person 1: Damn, those cheekbones look sharper by the day. HIDDLESTON STOP FREAKING RUINING MY LIFE WITH YOUR CHEEKBONES! YOU TOO CUMBERBATCH! SMITH STOP LOOKING SO INNOCENT, YOU'RE GUILTY TOO! (screaming at pictures)
me: ...of course they ruin your life with just their cheekbones, I've experienced it too. Judging by these pictures, they've just had some more cheekbone polishing parties.
me: <wonders if *koffkoff* anything else happened...> <evil grin>
me: ...of course they ruin your life with just their cheekbones, I've experienced it too. Judging by these pictures, they've just had some more cheekbone polishing parties.
me: <wonders if *koffkoff* anything else happened...> <evil grin>
by Analisa Raeburn May 1, 2014
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Get the polishing the pearl mug.(VERB) To consume alcohol, generally a large amount, at one's own place of residence or that of a friend, as a precursor to going out to a party, bar or club. Also 'prelash'(NOUN). Can be practised alone or in groups. Often performed at the same time as getting changed, putting on make up or straightening hair. Favourite pastime of students. Can involve drinking games such as 'Ring of Fire.' Generally considered to be a cheap, convenient alternative to drinking in bars before clubs open.
by madameW January 22, 2008
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