Philbate

The act of intentionally skipping out on social events for the purpose of vigorous masturbation.

Phil, want to go eat?" "No, I'm busy." *fap fap fap* "Oh, it must be time to Philbate.

by dydx November 7, 2010

Russian Philharmonic Orchestra

Slang/code for having sex

-Are you going to see the Russian Philharmonic Orchestra this weekend?

-Oh yeah! You know it.

by Alex Hartley July 10, 2007

philhasapetrat

most funniest person

“ philhasapetrat is NOT funny😡”

“shut up”

“ok philhasapetrat is actually hilarious I change my mind now”

“good”

by maplesyrup69 March 11, 2021

Philation

A noun to describe a large sigh performed in disapproval of something. It is usually done after someone has said something dumb and/or stupid.
The verb form of this word is to "philate".

After listening to Liam talk about how great Big Brother is, Phil did a philation and hit him in the head.

by True_Story April 5, 2009

philattractive

(verb) : meaning a penis of the male gender is deformed and they have failed to be attractive and/or to please their woman.

"golly, my man is soooooo philattractive. i think i might cheat on him"

by psycdoc101 May 26, 2009

Seattle Philharmonic

The act of butt sexing a female with a close group of friends, terminating with a coordinated circle jerk emptied upon the female's face.

Andrea was the target of yesterday's rousing Seattle Philharmonic.

by Phil Spektor October 16, 2009

Philhaimy

A sexual or intimate desire for blood.

A Philhaimer is someone who is into using blood or blood-like images in sexual play.
Philhaimy is the lust or desire for blood related play.

by R3hnn April 25, 2021