phildo

when a dude named phil sticks a big black dildo in his ass

I walked in on a phildo the other day and I was like "Duuuuuude, phil, you gotta pull that out of your ass."

by daddy March 10, 2004

Phildoed

to be Phucked by a coworker named Phil, screwing your job/day up

I got Phildoed today.

by Just a worker September 20, 2019

phildo

A dildo for a red-haired goat.

That guy could really use a big ol' phildo.

by pussybandit May 04, 2010

PHILDO

the worst insult ever, a phildo is the gayest, shittiest, dirtiest, nastiest, fattest, most diguisting scumbag ever

holy shit that phildo farted and it registered a 9.0 on the richter scale, but thank god i am in the shadow zone

by wigga November 11, 2003

phildo

A high-school geek who plays soccer... or a fancy dildo

Did you see Phildo today? He tottaly fell on his butt.

by phildo shirey February 14, 2005

phildo

A High School kid who plays soccer... may be involved with ti-calc and cheats on Math Tets... Often times this word can be used to describe sexual toys a "Phil" would play with. May cause abrupt stop in sexual desire... or make you hornay!

Did you see Phildo today! Coach tottaly made him roll around the feild.

Phildo is going to kill corry!

DAAAAAAAMN! Did you see that! Phildo totally fell on his ass!

by phildo shirey February 16, 2005

PHILDO

My roommate at Bloomsburg University. He looks like a monkey and has a lisp with a stutter.

Who ate my pizza? Phildo!

by Tight November 19, 2003