Phlump

Another word for Fez, can also be subbed-in at any point in any sentence. Fez - Hat with a tassle worn by people in the middle east.

Bob: "i got a Phlump at the gas station."
Steve: "well, i Phlumped a big one in the bathroom! Eat that you phlumper..."

by Joe P. January 4, 2004

phlumpt

The process of sticking ones finger up anothers butthole when they least expect it.

Oh no not again! Mom, Danny phlumpt me in the butthole and it hurts.

by JimBim December 9, 2008