A fallaciousness female with the tendency to rob someone of their change directly after sexual contact with aforementioned individual.
by distinguished old gentlemen December 13, 2010
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"Stop being such a Pheasant"
"I missed that appointment yesterday, I probably look like such a Pheasant"
"My wife left me because I gained 50lbs and was fired, damn I pulled a Pheasant."
"I missed that appointment yesterday, I probably look like such a Pheasant"
"My wife left me because I gained 50lbs and was fired, damn I pulled a Pheasant."
by lulszilla October 8, 2008
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1.A Pheasant is possibly the most anoyying animal ever its does my head in!
2.Also a generic insult for people that can't think of a comeback normally followed by another insulting word.
2.Also a generic insult for people that can't think of a comeback normally followed by another insulting word.
1. Cacaw says the pheasant! Bang says my Gun!
2. Person 1: You are well gay.
Person 2: Well you're a pheasant dick.
2. Person 1: You are well gay.
Person 2: Well you're a pheasant dick.
by Jack Dixon April 18, 2008
Get the Pheasant mug.a short farm bird consisting of two legs, wings and a tail. it likes to poke at random rectums and sniff them until passing out cold. This bird is sometimes refered to as "Jesse" or "Jesse the flying cat". It likes to befriend random cats on the street and take them home claiming "they are free!" This taking home of the cats is a rare disease refered to as Ilikeadacats-acitis. The only cure for this disease is forcing a feline of his choice to poop upon his face.
by Compton III January 6, 2006
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Adjective
A person that owns a lower trim truck. Such as- Ford XL/ XL Sport/XL-STX/XLT, Chevrolet WT/LS/LT,
Ram tradesman/express/HFE,
Tundra SR/SR5.
Not to be confused with a Pheasant Bird. Generally a poor person
Adjective
A person that owns a lower trim truck. Such as- Ford XL/ XL Sport/XL-STX/XLT, Chevrolet WT/LS/LT,
Ram tradesman/express/HFE,
Tundra SR/SR5.
Not to be confused with a Pheasant Bird. Generally a poor person
by Tollingdictionary January 25, 2019
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A slow person.
A slow person.
Steve: I bet you got a handful of names for your own horn mike.
Mike:... what?
Steve: You fucking pheasant Mike.
Mike:... what?
Steve: You fucking pheasant Mike.
by Fafa01 April 8, 2017
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