Mysterious beings responsible for shitting in random places. Phantom shitters start out as people who experiment with shitting beside toilets in their local wal-marts. The phantom shitter finds this to be thrilling, and quickly migrates to better shitting grounds.
A phantom shitter often targets dressing rooms, clothing rings, and wal-mart drinking fountains.
Once a phantom shitter reaches the boss level, he or she may begin shitting on shopping mall floors.
Clever phantom shitters will secure jobs as janitors or security guards. This gives them access to shitting locations like no other. Cash machines, shoe boxes, supervisors desks, furniture, xbox 360 disk drives, the list goes on.
A phantom shitter often targets dressing rooms, clothing rings, and wal-mart drinking fountains.
Once a phantom shitter reaches the boss level, he or she may begin shitting on shopping mall floors.
Clever phantom shitters will secure jobs as janitors or security guards. This gives them access to shitting locations like no other. Cash machines, shoe boxes, supervisors desks, furniture, xbox 360 disk drives, the list goes on.
guy: I found a pile of green shit in the center of a clothing ring at JC penny.
guy2: phantom shitter strikes again!
guy2: phantom shitter strikes again!
by PooMasterFlash October 28, 2008
Get the phantom shittermug. (Noun)Legendary Sailor with a unnatural ability to shit anywhere, anytime with no remores for person or property, especially the person that has to clean up. Also, known as the Phantom Wizzer or Pisser
1. "The Phantom Shitter stuck again. This time on the Commanding Officer's desk."
2. "This coffee taste like piss!"
2. "This coffee taste like piss!"
by Nubb'n December 17, 2008
Get the Phantom Shittermug. The phantom shitter is an elusive college student who doesn't give a fuck about the other residents of his hall and takes a massive shit and doesn't find it necessary to flush that shit down the toilet.
"Guys, I walked into the bathroom and somebody didn't flush."
"We've got a phantom shitter on our hands."
"We've got a phantom shitter on our hands."
by Hail Dale September 1, 2013
Get the Phantom Shittermug. First the Phantom shitter plugs the toilet with a complete roll of TP. Then takes a screamer on top. Anyone who flushes get shoe shitted.Usually occurs in a college dorm but I have seen it in the work environment.
Holy shit the Phantom shitter has struck in toilet no 2. I didn't think anyone could crap that big...leave out the corn.
by shammerjack November 13, 2007
Get the Phantom Shittermug. A high school phenomenon of a mystry person shitting in the sink of the boys toilets, sticking a toilet roll around it with a flag in and setting fire to it. Popular between years 9 to 11
The Phantom Shitter has struck again.
by Ian Walmsley October 22, 2003
Get the Phantom Shittermug. First the Phantom shitter plugs the toilet with a complete roll of TP. Then takes a screamer on top. Anyone who flushes get shoe shitted.Usually occurs in a college dorm but I have seen it in the work environment.
screamer,mad shitter
screamer,mad shitter
Holy shit the Phantom shitter has struck in toilet no 2. I didn't think anyone could crap that big...leave out the corn.
by shammerjack November 2, 2007
Get the Phantom Shittermug. The true meaning of "shit", is the shit that simply lies in the toilet. Phantom shitter is when someone takes a HUGE shit in public toilets without flushing. that is the typical definition of an asshole. a perfect example of a phantom shitter is "Kevin Truong".
by Prisoner of Afghanistan February 4, 2016
Get the Phantom Shittermug.