art pamphlet

A jazz or scud magazine; one handed reading material.

"Hey Gordon, wheres the art pamphlets, Cherie's on the blob and i'm gonna have to knock one out before I address Parliament on climate change". "There in the shitter where you left them Tony, you fucking twat"

by Garthy September 19, 2006

phatphace

A lazy canadian male who is always hungry.

Marcy: Hey Jean, pass me the remote?
Jean: Noooo.
Marcy: Phatphace.
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Jean: Hey, wanna order me some hawaiin pizza?
Marcy: Do it yourself, phatphace.

by Tidbit August 21, 2006

plamph

One who sniffs the gussets of used underwear. The sniffing action may take the form of someone putting their nose into what they,'mistakenly', thought was a hankerchief. Or for the hardcore plamph the underwear may be worn on the head. This type of person will breathe in so hard that the underwear will be sucked ito the mouth,therefore maximising the fishy stink, plop smell or wee wee odour.

Sniff Sniff - breathe in - smell maximisation - spurt

by BABY BABY SNIFF MY GUSSET. SNIFF IT NOW AND SNIFF IT SO GOOD - YEAH! March 8, 2005

pamphile

The one with the best dick and has all the bitches. He also loves smoking pounds of weed in a day.

Guy 1: That guy has a big dick and has all the bitches!
Guy 2: That guy is lucky, he must be a pamphile

by Brunelio May 23, 2014

art pamphlet

British euphemism for a pornographic magazine. See also jazz mag.

Derek, have you seen my art pamphlets around anywhere, I really fancy a hand shandy.

by Dan Fox August 21, 2003

Phumpher

1. To stutter one's speech in such a way as to inhibit comprehension.
2. To be evasive in speech or action.

Possibly derived from the Yiddish word "Fonfer," meaning mumbled, incoherent or accented speech.

1. "You really phumphered that joke. Why don't you tell it again?"
2. "Stop phumphering and get to the point."

by mycrows February 10, 2010

Phaphing

The act of tinkering with your smartphone. Constantly.

"Stop your phaphing and get on with some work!"

by Fwing June 16, 2011