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dirty polock

When you fuck a girl in the ass so hard that she runs outside and shits in the yard. Confused the next day she yells at the neighbors dog.
That bitch is always blaming her dirty polocks on the neighbors dog.
by King Pat February 12, 2007
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plockitysock

A classic traditional british dish where you stuff your omelette with pebbles, glass, rocks, bird bones and cum.
"What's your favourite dish from Tesco? Mine is the hoogagloggydickfuck"
"Oh, really? Mine is the plockitysock!"
by DogBreathisDope March 1, 2023
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Plocka Äpplen

Plocka äpplen används när man tycker att någon ska ta på någons pung. Vanligtvis så används "äpplen" när någon person har stor pung, termen kan ändå användas fast man kan även ändra från "äpplen" till "vindruvor" eller "russin". Ordet används oftast med "hans" (Han) mellan "plocka" och "äpplen". En svordom fungerar också emellan.

Används ibland som skällsord mot bögar, små människor eller smarta människor.
"Du kan fan ta och plocka hans jävla äpplen"

"Gå och Plocka Äpplen någon annanstans"
by GetGoodWeed June 2, 2016
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plocktonhigh

A shithole
That is the only way to describe it a big fucking shit hole they try to call a school it looks more like a a fucking prison
“Ayy bruv does you go to that plocktonhigh “
Yeah what a fucking shithole it is
by Greengrasstea October 14, 2020
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polock face painting

to cum on ones face, the act of cumming on anothers face
In the porn the man gave the girl a polock face painting
by Dawnson April 12, 2008
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Bear Polock

a. A spinoff of bear jew from "Inglorious Bastards" for Polish people.

b. The godliest Xbox Live name I've ever seen.
Tim: Yo Bear Jew was a beast!

Dylan: Call me the Bear Polock.

Bubba: I'm a stupid guinea.
by Beast that ate Bethpage September 1, 2009
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phlocked

Damn dude. You're phlocked.
by ArizonaTaraNova August 14, 2017
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