(1) n. One who phoons. (2) v. To stand motionless on one foot, tilted forward at the waist, with one bent arm held in front and the other bent arm held behind.
Walter told Sue to do a Phoon in front of the Tower of Pisa. Soon, several others around her were phooning, too.
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Our father did the perfect phoon. he phooned into the water like an idiot, drenching his poor children.
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Get the clarence phoon mug.1) v. phooning is the act of striking a pose where all the limbs are bent at the joints, and the body is bent forward at the waist. One of the arms is rotted towards the front, and the other is rotated towards the back. The foot not touching the ground hangs over your butt. Both arms should be on opposite sides, it doesen't matter which one is towards the front or back.
2) n. the picture of a phooning person
2) n. the picture of a phooning person
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