A penishopper is basically a slut. A woman who has sex with a lot of men in one night jumping from dick to dick
Sally: I had sex with 12 guys last night and i still look better than you !
Rose: Boy Sally you are such a penishopper. Thanks a lot!
Rose: Boy Sally you are such a penishopper. Thanks a lot!
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That awkward process of simultaneously publishing **amazing** scientific articles and realizing you still have literally zero chance at any career...ever. It is widely considered the realistic variant of the commonly known "publish or perish".
Kevin: I just published another paper in a highly reputable journal!!
Aleks: Oh...that's nice. So here is the $23.95 for the pizza...
Kevin: What about my tip!?
Aleks: Uhhh, uhhh....see you next week! **slams door**
Kevin: Gawd dammit!! I need a new job... #gradstudentproblems #pizzadeliveryproblems
--- Three hours later ---
Aleks: Poor, poor Kevin. Publish and perish, indeed...
Aleks: Oh...that's nice. So here is the $23.95 for the pizza...
Kevin: What about my tip!?
Aleks: Uhhh, uhhh....see you next week! **slams door**
Kevin: Gawd dammit!! I need a new job... #gradstudentproblems #pizzadeliveryproblems
--- Three hours later ---
Aleks: Poor, poor Kevin. Publish and perish, indeed...
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Get the Penishut mug.An entity of absolute truth. One of the fundamental laws of physics is that 'Peishi is always right.' Failing to maintain this law means that one is 'damn cui'.
Dude A: "are you sure he's right?"
Dude B: "Of course, he's a Peishi!"
OR
Peishi says "you damn cui leh!"
Dude B: "Of course, he's a Peishi!"
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Peishi says "you damn cui leh!"
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