pewis

a penis perceived as slightly shorter and thicker than "normal"

She winced as he inserted his pewis into her punis.

by Sengert Seovat January 21, 2022

Pewish

Like the word perish but as if a small child was saying it.

Lil kid: The plant dried up and pewish mama

by 20colby01 January 14, 2019

pewie

Something that smells or tastes very awful. Pronounced pew-ee

That food tastes pewie!
Wow, you smell awfully pewie tonight..

by btabs December 14, 2017

Pewin

There are six levels of pewin.

lvl 1: sitting (pewin) on peus in church

lvl 2: sitting in general

lvl 3: shooting ejaculants all over the place

lvl 4: making a pew sound while firing a fake hand gun

lvl 5: throwing up

lvl 6: Taking your anger out on someone else

Dude he just started pewin all over the toliet.

Hey stop pewin on the computer screen.

by Street Tiger June 20, 2011

Pewin

There are five levels of pewin.

lvl 1: sitting (pewin) on peus in church
lvl 2: sitting in general
lvl 3: shooting ejaculants all over the place
lvl 4: making a pew sound while firing a fake hand gun
lvl 5: throwing up

Dude he just started pewin all over the toliet.
Hey stop pewin on the computer screen.

by Stree.t.iger June 20, 2011

Pewin

There are five levels of pewin.

lvl 1: sitting (pewin) on peus in church
lvl 2: sitting in general
lvl 3: shooting ejaculants all over the place
lvl 4: making a pew sound while firing a fake hand gun
lvl 5: throwing up

Dude he just started pewin all over the toliet.
Hey stop pewin on the computer screen.

by Stree.t.iger September 25, 2011

Pewing

yiffing a cat named Richard while sipping raspberry Fanta on a yellow sbongebob armchair.Yup.

ARE YOU PEWING YOU ABSOLOUTE DEREK?!

by Lauren-the-hooman August 4, 2018