petunia

Another word for vagina.
Mainly used by parents when having "the talk" with their daughters.

Keep the boners away from your petunia!!!

by Milot October 21, 2004

petunia

An adjective to describe someone who is a bit "off". Worse than a geek but better than a retard. Also can be used to describe a blatant homosexual.

I saw Clay Aiken walking down in the village yesterday....what a petunia!

by Jammer69 May 18, 2005

Petunia The Pup

Petunia the Pup is the dog of the YouTuber by the same name “Petunia the Pup”. They are a small independent content creator created by Brody Reagen who makes a verity of content. The Term Petunia The Pup can also be used as a slang in YouTube Comment Sections.

“Petunia The Pup is the funniest YouTuber ever!”

by LizDibujo February 12, 2022

Pale Petunia

A very pale person

Person 1: Oh my gosh, look how pale Josh is!!
Person 2: Woahhhhh, He is actually soooo pale!!
Person 1: He is SUCH a pale petunia!!!

by That_Girl_with_a_Job November 6, 2022

lil petunia

a way of showing affection to a specific boyfriend/ girlfriend by using some what of a disguise pertaining to a flower. meant to show love.

i love you so much my lil petunia.

by PrincessSmash January 4, 2010

holy petunias

Holy Petunias is a nice way of saying Holy Shit without cursing. This is a great method to use when being an elementary teacher.

Student; Are they going to feed us lunch on the field trip?

Teacher; Holy Petunias I just said they can't.

by yaknowwho707 July 24, 2022

aww petunia.

a word that you use when you are not satisfied.

i wreaked my truck.
-aww petunia.

by Brooke Wright. November 23, 2009