Pettus

Hot and sexy just want to bang it.
A way of sex.

Were a guy and girl are under the bed banging.

We should go to the bedroom and do the pettus.

by Alycebabyy17849 August 12, 2008

Petrus

Greek for Chuck Norris

Petrus roundhouse kicks people in the face first and asks questions later.

by spirits February 5, 2010

Petistraction

When your pet distracts you from whatever you are doing.

I have a new puppy and can't work with all this petistraction!

by Kimilla July 18, 2010

Petusis

Petusis is made by a joke cult called the petusis cult and it is related to rhinos.

Person 1:Cinis

Person 2: Podgishipieps

Person 3: Petusis Menusis Rhinopetusis

by The Petusis Cult February 10, 2022

petus

Petus is a term for a full-grown male who has a penis so small it could be the penis of a fetus.

"That guy showed me his penis in the bathroom. It was so small I'm sure it was a petus."

by New Year's In Tampa April 18, 2009

penius

a guy who is incredibly intelligent, but also kind of a dick

Manders found the cure for cancer, but then he called my mom a slut. He's such a penius.

by Rosseus July 27, 2008

Pettus

A dance. Goes along with the "Dougie". Consists of shrugging the shoulders and throwing an invisible towel in the air then catching it.

No, teach me how to Pettus.

by Black Midnight November 23, 2010