Petering

When one orders food at a restaurant, eats anywhere from 75-99% of it, and proceeds to explain to the waiter/waitress that the food isn't correctly cooked, wasn't the correct order, etc... In hopes of replacing said order with a new one.

*ate 3/4 pancakes*

Kid: "Excuse me sir these pancakes are not cooked correctly, may I have a plate of chicken fingers"

Waiter: "this kids gotta be petering me"

by Morning_wood August 20, 2013

Petering

When someone is acting as a self centered prick, they tend to always think themselves right and that the things they do are exceedingly funny (even when they are clearly not). They will argue over the smallest things that they have no knowledge in, and would rather fight about everything than say admit defeat. They will blamed all shortcomings on someone else rather then themselves.

So I was playing games with Rob last night, and he just kept petering. When I told him to stop being a prick, he told me it was my fault.

by Eragonic January 21, 2019

Petering

In a tactical FPS video game setting, to Peter (present part/verb: petering) is to strafe-walk while spraying a weapon, resulting in kills full of bodyshots that would often off-put players who aim for the head, tilting them by invalidating all their aim-training and hard work. Fk you Peter!

"Haha you cannot headshot me, but I can bodyshot you 3 times fkin loser" - Peter probably

"Oh my god this guy is petering, no fckin shot. This guy is so trash at the game"

by pickledpeppercouldpickapepper August 23, 2022

hope posterizing

Adapting an image, usually of a person, in a way that it resembles the 2008 Obama Campaign 'Hope' poster by Shepard Fairey.

After Romneys remark about cutting funds for PBS, the internet started hope posterizing images of Big Bird.

by Daanweb October 11, 2012

Petering

used to describe someone who is constantly complaining about someone or something. ie. bitching

1. Dude stop petering about Lambert he will come good for us."

2. We lossed our first game of the season and you won't stop petering about it.

by mosh_pit August 5, 2014

petergazing

not doing what youre supposed to do but acting like youre doing it

(when there is no supervisor)
youre doing nothing of what youre supposed to do...
other person- hey stop petergazing and get back to work!
you- no im not petergazing, im working!

by aflac 818 January 10, 2005

pesterizing

Pesterizingis simple pestering meaning to bother confused with the non pesterize which means the act of talking when you do not want to be heard. Pesterizing is an incorrect use of English and has never been takn as a real word. Pasteurizing can only mean one thing , slumped jaw which is what happens when fake people try to bring you down.

Fuck you donkey, I mean jackass I don't care if I am pesterizing I looked it up it's not Evan a real word. Jackaaaasss

by oMrDj March 16, 2016