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A brain break to perversion

Mentally escaping to intense sexual fantasies.
I was so stressed , I need to take a brain break to perversion to relax.
by Hotdog Xansabar May 28, 2018
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Extroversion Perversion

An introvert term describing the perceived perversive nature of extroverts, and the way they taint societal norms through the lense of extroversion.
Every time I go to one of Chad's parties I feel the taint of extroversion perversion.

Your boyfriend is an extroversion perversion, may God have mercy on his soul!
by HereticalMind April 3, 2023
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Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion

Packaging Subversion; Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion
by rps120108 February 23, 2023
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Law of Transitive Perversion

If you have relations with a person, the combined total of pervasiveness is greater than twice the rate of a solitary member. If you have relations with a person, the combined total of pervasiveness is greater than twice the rate of either solitary member.
Person 1 attempts to have sex with Person 2. Person 1 says that Person 2 is perverted, thus, Person 1 is misguided and is clearly the more perverted.
by Hugh Jorgan November 17, 2003
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Captain Perversion

Captain Perversion can be defined into two definitions:

1) A very annoying person who invades everyone's space, usually is a little pissant with no friends. Or-
2)A person obsessed with the sexual anatomy. Usually get their asses handed to them on a regular basis.
Stan: Hey Stacy! while I was spying on you from your bathroom window last night after you took a shower, I took a whole bunch of pics of your naked boobs and mailed them to your house! I kept a couple for myself, of course, but anyway, will you talk to me now?

Stacy: Get the FUCK away from me! (runs off)

Paul: Good goin', Captain Perversion, you just creeped her out AND invaded her space at the same time. Way to go.

Stan: Fuck off, Paul.
by Spatchmo June 16, 2009
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Educational perversion

This is when your teacher says the course is "History of the 20th century" on the syllabus, and then proceeds to teach you all about him or herself.
No, the lives of teachers may in fact be interesting, but anecdotes from the bedroom ought to be left in the bedroom, thanks.
Mr. Worguheirvhehgurheiuhrvnvevib: Okay, class, today we will discuss, analyze and evaluate the significance of totalitarianism.
The "Keener" Student: Oh! I have already done the readings! I --
Mr. W cutting off his student: I remember last night with my date. God, she was a sexxxy beast. We made glorious, crazy monkey sex all night long. I'd go into further details if you were a little older, but I have a class to teach.
Confused Student: Um, Sir? What about totali--
Mr. W cutting off his student for a second time: Oh, alright, if you INSIST! So...
**Supplemental note by student afterwards: He really knows how to please a woman, but it has nothing to do with the rise of totalitarian states. That was a painful class of educational perversion.
by Kag October 6, 2005
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savik's law of perversity in fashion

those who should wear sexy stuff don't when those who should never wear sexy stuff almost always do.

For a proof of this theorem, go to the beach.
Jesus Christ would you look at that whale in a bikini? She's got to be 600 pounds.

*Sighs* That's Savik's Law of Perversity in Fashion in action.
by james savik November 16, 2018
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