consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

The most degenerate form of coitus that you can partake in.

Tom: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
John: I bet you want to cuddle and hold hands too, you whore!

by Dj maxidanielXXX December 2, 2016

for academic purposes

This is what people refer to when using the acronym FAP (or fap). Used in place of its acronym when attempting to confuse others in the conversation, even if the intent is obvious.

BRB, I need to go to the bathroom for academic purposes.

by TheRealCthulhu June 23, 2016

No Purpose Boner (NPB)

This term describes a situation in which a male, generally younger, recieves an excitation of the genitals due to no discernable circumstance. e.g. in class before an oral presentation or standing up on a public bus.

"I hope this No Purpose Boner (NPB) goes down before my chemistry presentation" - yin

by RashadMcCants January 12, 2006

his purpose

1. A picture of Wario with a smile flexing his muscles that has become a large joke on the peter knetter channel.
2. The purpose of someone's existance.

1. Hey dude, I made a His Purpose meme.
2. What's His Purpose?

by SuperSprite56 November 15, 2019

accidentally on purpose

as if by accident, but really on purpose

They started the fire accidentally on purpose.

by Light Joker May 1, 2006

Purpose (Interlude)

Slang for when things are moving normal and life is moving in the right direction

Person 1: "yo, the purpose (interlude) is that you can't take money yo the grave g"
Person 2: "obviously, that's nooooormal"

by phitboi123 July 2, 2019

Pinkri-Ponkri Purpose

A most spectacularly superior Multi-Purpose Tool. For bailing out boats, wearing as a hat, even use it as a shovel! Use it to throw a ball for your dog, or cleaning out your gutters! A cup for water and a shoe for you!

Person 1: This Pinkri-Ponkri Purpose is perfect for bailing out my boat!
Person 2: Indubitably!

Person 1: Quick! I think the zombies are coming!
Person 2: Use this Pinkri-Ponkri Purpose to dig an underground bunker!

by ThePinkriPonkriPeople October 13, 2020