action permanence

Having done an action in spite of someone not being there to witness it.

My husband's action permanence is non-existent. He questioned whether I had actually cleaned the bathroom because he wasn't there to see it. What does he need from me, a video?

by Brook Byrnes April 18, 2017

Towel permanence

The need or desire to use the same towel each time after showering. This may be a favorite towel with sentimental value, or the beach sized one that covers all your parts. This condition is frequently only suffered by one member of a family, causing much frustration upon finding that someone else has used "your" towel.

Boy: "Mom, where's my green towel?"
Mom: "It's in the wash, hon. I used it to dry off the dog earlier."

Boy: "Damn you, towel permanence. Now I cant shower."

by Apanda January 4, 2010

Permalance

A freelance position that turns into a full time job without benefits.

I was hired for a freelance position at Condé Nast, then instead of hiring me fulltime, they kept me on permalance.

by Clandestine Cover June 27, 2007

permaface

When you hit that blunt and smoking that hard core devils lettuce, you have this perpetual high look on there face

Dave smokes so much he has that permaface.

by notintoyou February 2, 2015

permadank

1.) When you smoke so much marijuana in an area, the area permanently reeks.

2.) When the marijuana smoke totally saturates any given cloth.

Damn! I thought you stopped smoking!
I did!
Permadank!

by SaucedSkittles November 14, 2016

permanence

iunno but static-x have a song named after it....

"Permanence it's gone"

by bob? July 19, 2003

permadone

to be permanently done with something in a way that you will never have to deal with it ever again.

I just had my last exam dude, I'm permadone school!!

by Alex Ostrovsky April 24, 2008