The Perkins Effect

A dangerous social syndrome in which young, unsuspecting girls continue to find themselves attracted to an older, shifty boy, despite his obvious intentions to use them physically. The syndrome seems to be so far developed as to involve actual feelings of respect and admiration on the part of the young female victim.

"I don't understand how the freshmen girls always fall for senior guys, it's not fair!"

"It's The Perkins Effect."

by Andy Hall February 28, 2005

dom perkins

one who is sexually frustrated and refuses to masturbate.

Lauren: dom go masturbate
Dom perkins: no just have sex with me

by Joe Stacked December 9, 2007

wyatt perkins

Wyatt Perkins is a name you recieve at birth if you have the potential to kick Chuck Norris's ass.

Chuck Norris is beating up that old lady. Call Wyatt Perkins!

by Michael Wadell November 3, 2013

vector perkins

vector perkins is an absolute unit from the first despicable me movie and is the creator of direction and magnitude. his catch phrase is "ooh yeahh ". he is most notable for his orange jumpsuit, stealing the pyramid of Giza and the moon.

hey have you heard of vector perkins. vector perkins is so hot . i want to cosplay as vector perkins

by Epic fortniter October 5, 2019

Greg Perkins

Greg Perkins is the whitest white rapper from Northern Vermont.

Yo son, Greg Perkins is the whitest white rapper from Northern Vermont.

by Helene Metzger July 16, 2008

Anthony Perkins

Anthony Perkins, also known as 'Perk God,' is a local eccentric and community leader in the Keller Texas area.An individual clearly on the autism spectrum, Perkins stands out with his unique personality and interests.On top of his quirky behaviors, He frequently faces serious allegations of sexual misconduct involving minors. Notably, he can often be spotted breakdancing on the sidewalk, often during rush hour traffic, showcasing his bold and unconventional nature. Perkins fancies himself an aspiring rapper and country artist, though his lyrical content has been described by some as being repetitive and resembling the sounds of a dying animal. With a touch of mild narcissism, he continues to intrigue and bewilder those who encounter his presence.

Hey bro see that homeless guy dancing for spare change over there?

Nah man that's just Anthony Perkins

by FloridaMan1999 August 20, 2023

dorothy perkins

Dorothy Perkins is the code name for double penetration when speaking in public.

"Babe, look at that beast! Think he'd be down for a night with us and Dorothy Perkins?"

by Derby6 July 19, 2017