perineum

perineum is the anatomical name for the area between a guy's scrotum and his anus.

The smell of Matt's perineum gives me an instant boner!

by eda-skip December 21, 2021

perineum

origins lie within the medical world, an it basically means yer gooch, bifkin or whatever else you wanna call it. it is the area of flesh between yer giggleberry's and yer waste disposal hole. it hurts when pinched!

"phwoar, my perineum is covered in skanky warts, must have caught summit off harry the swine!"

by tommy-o January 10, 2005

perineum

The area between the baby batterbag/sperm hq and the smell hole.

My perineum is the event of the milleneum.

by Capt. James T. Kirk September 27, 2004

perineumic

1. Of, relating to, or metaphorically resembling the perineum ("taint").

2. Esoteric; hard to discern.

3. Not black-and-white or cut-and-dry, but rather consisting of multiple different sides, perhaps to the point of nausea, confusion, or frustration.

1. "That guy's bald head is so...perineumic!" LMAO

2. "Professor, could you be just a bit less perineumic when explaining the complexities of quantum-mechanical theories to us?"

by William T. Morgan (II) May 22, 2006

perineum

Synonym for grundle (First definition)

Damn, my perineum is sweaty, and I think I like it.

by owned November 27, 2002

Seasonal Perineum

The annual safe zone between Noddy Holder and Jools Holland

I managed to avoid being Noddied this year with that prick of a Christmas song, I'm now in the Seasonal Perineum waiting to avoid the new year's arsehole that is Jools Holland playing shit boogie woogie.

by Ultra Vires December 29, 2022

Christmas Perineum

The three days of work between Christmas and new year.

What time off have you got over Christmas?
I’ve got to work the Christmas perineum :(

by Jezzerrc November 16, 2018