percussive junkie

A person you makes sounds to correspond to the percussion in recordings like Fever Ray Take It to the Streets

Hey, have you heard that guy over at the end of the bar, he sounds like he's the drummer.

Yeah, I know him he's a percussive junkie

by supersize_my_fries July 26, 2010

Percussive Maintenance

The fine art of bludgeoning an electronic device in order to encourage it to work properly. Vigorous usage of this technique often renders said device permanently nonfunctional.

My goddamned monitor was flickering until I used some percussive maintenance; now it's totally dead and Help Desk is bringing me a new one.

by naz_ghul March 14, 2003

indoor percussion

A way of surviving after marching band season is over.

Man, if it wasn't for indoor percussion after marching band, I would die of boredom.

by a Mystic's Dream December 23, 2009

Ballbag Percussion

The noise made giving a girl a hiding where ones balls slaps against their ass.

"I banged Shirley the other day and orchestrated Ballbag Percussion".

by Big Dilney March 27, 2015

Vocal Percussion

Something that is, and always will be, on a whole 'nother level, coming from my mind.

VOCAL PERCUSSION ON A WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL, COMING FROM MY MIND

by Crimson Kong October 1, 2019

Percussive Maintenance

The instance of hitting an electronic device in blind rage in order to restore normal functionality, often resulting in more damage the device (and in some cases the user as well).

Would you stop trying Percussive Maintenance and buy a new remote already?!

by njie April 26, 2016

percussive tuning

A comedic pseudonym, typically within engineering circles, for using brute force approach (typically a using hammer, see fine adjustment device) for solving a problem.

I used percussive tuning to fix the engine's timing problem.

by hashaday February 6, 2009