Penses

A male appendage primarily used for procreation and hitting people. Can be up to 18 inches depending on your mood.

Ian hit his enemy with his 18 inch penses before adjusting his wig.

by MikeIan December 11, 2019

Persees

Personal stash. A limited or secret supply of something typically reserved for personal use. (From persee, often relating to cannabis)

This isn't from my main supply, it's from my persees.
I'll smoke you some from my persees.

by Coineer June 8, 2020

Pensexual

A Pansexual is a person who is sexually interested in other people regardless of gender including males, females, and transsexuals.

Someone that likes Straight, Bi and Gay people, Pensexual

by PandaGirl2012 September 14, 2009

pensieve

When you pull out of a girl, as you are about to cum, and then discharge your jizz from your wand into her belly button creating a mystical pool of memory and experience, similar to that of Dumbledore's Pensieve.

I don't like to cum inside girls, i like to execute the pensieve.

The other day i was having a wank and i came so hard i pensieved myself.

by Cram Edward January 22, 2017

penesexual

penesexual is where u like boys but not their dang-a-langs
same with girls basically ur straight but u just havent advanced into to liking penis or vagina

girl-hes sooooo cute
*boy whips out his penis*
girl-EW!

thts what a penesexual is :)

by heavensangelhellsdemon October 7, 2011

persee

Personal, yours and yours only, exclusive. Just for you. Private.

I need a persee bag of weed to smoke.
I'm gonna make 'ol girl my persee.

by Felone April 23, 2008

Penske'd

Getting blown by a girl u just met in a penske truck parking lot

Bro I just got penske'd!

by Dong Juan February 12, 2010