Penoose

When a man commits suicide with genitalia.

"Did you hear about Jim?"
"Yea, I heard he penoosed himself. Im actually impressed.

by CatPower January 4, 2015

Pennophile

A pedophile associated with Penn State.

I guess Pennophile's are really big men on that campus.

by tibu November 12, 2011

peeooping

When you go to pee and end up pooping a little bit too. Or vice versa, when you go to poop and end up peeing simultaneously.

Monica went to the restroom because she needed to go pee. Once she started to urinate, a little bit of poop began to come out simultaneously. She didn't even realize she had to poop...she ended up peeooping.

by BondJ August 17, 2015

penophile

a person who collects pens. Need not be fancy pens and includes those who inadvertantly picks up other person's pens and forgets to return them. Generally has a stash of a wide variety of types of pens in drawers, coffee mugs and the bottom of the washer.

Andrew, being a penophile, adroitly picked up the server's pen, signed his check, then pocketed the pen to add to his collection.

by A. Townsend August 17, 2007

peeoop

When you have to pee and poop at the same time.

-"Man, I just peeooped, and I sure do feel better now."
-"I hope traffic starts moving soon. I really have to peeoop!"

by starleen0809 October 27, 2010

pengopilis

Its a gender identity and is when a person has characteristics of a penguin.

I'm a pengopilis.

by The_Wise_One69420 February 2, 2021

penoos

A name for the male genitalia that may only be used by people with the highest understanding of existence itself.

penoos.

by penoos April 6, 2021