pennsylvania slamer 

The act of pulling a limp penis out, slathering it in amish made jam/jelly (of your choice) and thwaping a female in the face until said penis is erect.

Tyler: How'd the date go last night?
James: Pretty Badass man katelynne let me give her a pennsylvania slamer!
Tyler: Fuck yeah, The grape jelly is the best.

pennsylvania slamer by penetrationmachine69 March 14, 2015

pennsylvania state university 

The full and proper name for what is commonly refered to as Penn State. Since this is a land grant, farm school spelling Pennsylvania is beyond most students abilities and the shortend Penn is the norm.
Majors vary from Football to drinking. Where that most Footballers take 5 years to grduate in both.
The Football team regularly ranks #1 or #2 in the nation with worst fans. Only Notre Dame or the occasional Texan ever surpass them. The strange dedication to an individual, known as Joe Pa, has been the focus of many studies. I think the Pa is an even shorter spelling of Pennsylvania.

Pennsylvania State University is where country kids go to get learned.

pennsylvania state university by Douglas Hoover September 20, 2008

Pennsylvania Style 

When you fail at shotgunning a beer and end up taking small sips out of the punched hole.
Must take 3 minutes or longer to complete.

Dude did you see Razz try to shotgun that beer? It was such a fail it was almost Pennsylvania style!

Pennsylvania Style by Lumberjacker11 June 3, 2018

Pennsylvania Sunrise 

The act of jizzing on someone’s window in such a way that they will see it when they wake up in the morning

I’m gonna give that bitch a Pennsylvania Sunrise

Pennsylvania Sunrise by Plarphon September 15, 2021

Pennsylvania Sweet Tea

When having sex with a woman you drag your scrotum across her face, cum on it then sprinkle some Splenda in there.

I hooked up with my side hoe the other night and gave her the Pennsylvania sweet tea.

Pennsylvania Sweet Tea by Oliver Holes September 19, 2021

Pennsylvania Sunday funday 

When u get in the back of your cousins truck and then u fuck aggressively

Hey what’s up pal me and my cousin just had a Pennsylvania Sunday funday

Pennsylvania Sunday funday by Gfym2022 April 4, 2022

Pennsylvania Snow Plow 

The act of stuffing your partner's anal cavity with copious amounts of cocaine while fucking their ass then you take your shitty coke covered dick and throat fuck her to cumpletion.

I know you enjoy giving your girl the Pennsylvania Snow Plow, but did you have to use all the cocaine?

Pennsylvania Snow Plow by CHETvonCHETSKI February 20, 2023