penius 

something men force woman to place in theirs mouths and shove it down their throats, whilst trying not to gag and suck on until the man cums and then the poor females have to swallow the disgusting salty flavoured substance.

1.Oh My God! You expect me to put that in my mouth, huni my throat just aint designed to fit that monstrosity.

2. wheres the rest of it???

3.awwww, how cute its hiding....what thats it?(disappointment)

penius by a woman April 3, 2005

penius 

a genius about random penis facts

Todd is such a penius, I never knew so much about penises until I talked with him.

penius by Humbero Bumberto February 24, 2008

Penius 

When a man does something hella stupid in an attempt to impress a hot girl.

I can’t believe he thought making out with your best friend would make you want to date him... such a penius move!

“Dude, you’re such a penius!”

Penius by JK/AW March 15, 2019

penius 

one who is expert, and knows everything about a penis. aka a penis genius, duh.

Dude, you should so go talk to that chick, i hear shes a penius.

Wow, that chick was such a penius, i actually stayed for breakfast.

penius by jaymayskiier April 28, 2008

Penius 

Pure Genius

That was a great idea! It was Penius!

Penius by WV25890 March 6, 2009

Penius 

Someone who believes they are a genius but really they're just a penis. A smart-ass.

Aren't you a penius. Wow, what a penius. Thanks a lot penius.

Penius by ffry444 May 15, 2013

Penius 

A very intelligent penis.

I have the kind of penius who knows better than I do, when the woman is just too fat or skanky.

Penius by joereed November 30, 2013