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Penisiology

A very specified branch of Kinesiology, in which the entire focus is only on the movement of the penis and penis related kinetics.
I was disappointed when my university told me they do not offer a degree in penisiology, as I felt that was a very under-represented scientific branch of study.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
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Penismobile

A car so stupid that it makes you look like a penis while driving it.

Ford Escort, Smart Car, Hyundai Accent etc.
Tema drove the penismobile to school today. Gosh that Ford Escort makes him look like such a penis!
by Suzuki96 October 3, 2011
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penismonkey

a penismonkey is a monkey with a huge penis. that isnt a monkeys penis.
Retarded kid 1:hey look at that penis monkey!

Retarded kid 2: good look finding a jockstrap for that!
by fag January 20, 2005
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penismobile

A ghetto pimped-out setta wheels. A sportscar or sporty sedan made all flashy and conspicuous, often owned by men who need this attention because they feel insecure about their penis size.
The Honda Civic is a favorite choice for penismobiles, and I'm not sure exactly why.
by junkyard prince October 14, 2003
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Penisiology

a very cool branch of study that involves inspecting various physical and chemical properties of the human penis. Some branches of Penisiology studies length, diameter, volume. Deeper studies also include smell, taste, and deep-throatability. If you are extreme, you can study the melting point, boiling point, and the point of decomposition. Manuel data collection is required in most cases.
Rachel is an expert on Penisiology: she has collected data on 1487192 dicks in her school; yet she still refuses to give a blowjob to her boyfriend. How sad.
by rrrachelzhh September 1, 2018
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penismonkey

*licks screen* a monkey with a loving towards cocks, and everything penis related.
John: Woah! did you see that monkey? it was going wild on that cock! Must be a PenisMonkey
Monkey: OOH OOH AAH AAH PENIS
by Chadnoman July 20, 2020
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Penismongering

Like warmongering - asking, even trying to make war happen. But, y'know, trying to make penis happen.
Ah, don't mind Jerry he's just penismongering.
by Lechuga3738 July 31, 2022
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