Average penis size

The average penis size is 2.2 mile

My penis is average sized or I have a Average penis size

by Penis torchure November 11, 2020

virtual penis size

The size of your e-penis.

Your virtual penis size is this:

NOTE: ACTUAL SIZE

by StigmataFox May 27, 2006

Average penis size

4 inches.

4 inches is more than enough.

Person 1: My penis is about 4 inches long.
Person 2: Wow, thats the average penis size!

by suckadickforadollar November 02, 2022

Micah's Penis Size

The size equivalent to the length of 37 football fields end-to-end

Look, our plane will fly 3 Micah's Penis Size over to New York.

by Jack the Douche April 04, 2019

Penis Size Calculator

An almost foolproof method to calculate the size of someone's penis without actually taking a ruler and measuring it.

height in inches (i.e. 70 instead of 5'10") divided by the age you started puberty.

blacks and italians can add between 1/2 and 3/4 inch, while asians can subtract between 3/4 and an inch.

so far, its been close, if not exactly on par with everyone tested.

The Penis Size Calculator is 90-100% accurate.

by kfjwhsfiuhfww March 18, 2008

Internet Penis Size Contest

Comparing computer porn collections.

Jim and Bill's internet penis size contested ended with both of them feeling disgusted at each other.

by DarkAsTheNight July 30, 2006

Ego/Penis Size Inverse Proportion Theory

The theory related to Mark Russell that states "the smaller his penis is, the larger his ego gets."

Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.

by osamabinvender March 19, 2004