Penis Fly Trap

huge vagina, piercings, black hair, dick munch, did I mention you could fly an airplane through her vagina?

Ew, look at that danknasty Penis Fly Trap that just walked by.

by Team Fantastic. June 3, 2010

Penis Fly Trap

A very tight vagina that just might leave marks on your penis.

I'm limping because of my girlfriend's Penis Fly Trap. I really should have either used more lube or just said no.

by Clive Hyde July 26, 2014

Penis Fly Trap

A painful occurance that takes place when one's penis gets caught in one's fly.

(Most common when going "commando" and/or when "pissing" standing up).

Two Pissing guys:

Guy 1: GAAAAHHH!

Guy 2: What happened, man?

Guy 1: Penis Fly Trap!

Guy 2: Haha, that blows for you!

...

Guy 2: GAAAHH!

by timeoddplace July 16, 2011

penis fly trap

A female who tends to sleep with many men, and who may have one or more sexual diseases...

"Hey guys, did you hear? Burt slept with The Penis Fly Trap! He certainly has been where every man has been before!"

by Mogz October 16, 2005

The Penis Fly Trap

A nearly impossible sexual act, requires extreme control over prostate muscles and or involves the next stage in human evolution, when a girl is preforming oral sex on a man, the man has the tip of his penis open up like the claws on Dr. Octopus's arms, and clasp her head inside

If a girl sucks you off the wrong way, Penis Fly Trap her head to teach her a lesson

by The Bees February 18, 2005

penis fly trap

a condom with barbed "teeth" invented by Dr Sonnet Ehlers to deter and punish rapists.

the girl inserted a penis fly trap before walking through the township in case she was attacked and raped.

by noni movie August 19, 2010

penis fly trap

A description of a toilet that has a lid that won't allow you to stand up and urinate because the lid keeps falling down, resulting in mess, annoyance, and possible dry-cleaning bills.

I just got caught by the penis fly trap upstairs; there's mess everywhere! It got my new jeans!

by Davo May 13, 2005