pwnophobia

The fear of getting owned in a competitive online game such as Counter-Strike.

Some internet gamers often get pwnophobia when they go up against more skilled opponents.

by Antoshi September 1, 2008

Xenaphobia

The fear of being accosted by a large Amazon warrior-woman. Not to be confused with xenophobia, which is the fear that non-white people from a foreign country will waste use all the community resources before you get a chance to do so.

My xenaphobia kicked in when I attended the drag show and was accosted by a 6 foot tall woman dressed as 90s Madonna.

by Mistypilgrim June 27, 2011

priaphobia

The rational fear of driving behind a prius.

This affliction is suffered by 99% of people who actually know how to drive.

Someone suffering from priaphobia would rather pull behind a loaded semi truck at a stop light than a Prius with the rational being that the semi will accelerate faster when the light turns green.

by Ferdinand Porsche January 13, 2017

Peniphobia

Occurs when one is afraid of penises.

Maybe she has peniphobia...

by Jenny Brewski December 11, 2003

pwnzaphobia

An irrational fear of falling victim to a pwnzing.

Corbs suffered from acute pwnzaphobia during the latter stages of the Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas WW game.

by oprice December 9, 2008

Pantaphobia

Afraid of everything.

Man: pantaphobia.

Man 2: what?
Man: that’s what it’s called pantaphobia. It’s not a fear of pants if that’s what you’re thinking. It’s a fear of everything, including pants I suppose, in that case, sorry go on.

Man 2: he hates crayons
Man: understandable

(If you watch Doctor who and have seen the eleventh doctors episodes you will know this quote)

by Lezzy February 22, 2019

pedophobia

Actually, pedo is a derivation of latin word "paedo", while means children. Therehence, a pedopobic person has a fear of children. More correctly, this is spelled and pronounced paedo, not pedo, which is a form of transport.

AAARRGGHHH! Children! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004