Pen Pal

A pal that you are comfortable enough to touch dicks with.

Jimmy: Hey dad, wanna see my pen pal?
Dad: Well sure why not bring him on in.
Dave: Alright Jimmy, are you ready?
Jimmy: Ready Dave:
(Dick touching)
Dad: Jesus Fuck!

by jdupon21 January 3, 2010

pen pal

A friend who you meet in a penitentiary.

Canada is a great place, you can meet pen pals in both Kingston Ontario and Prince Albert Saskatchewan.

by obyrned August 26, 2006

Pen Pal

A person who only smokes using carts, never flowers.

Stacy says she's a stoner, but she's really just a pen pal.

by pu$$yslayer123 January 9, 2022

Pen Pal

A Pen Pal is person who primarily hits carts

Jared: Yeah man, im a stoner (pulls out cart)
Tyler: yeah okay, Pen Pal

by DMMONEy69 July 14, 2020

Modern Day Pen pal

Two people who exchange constant communication via text and social media but never see each other in real life. Similar to the penpals back in the day who would write and send letters in the mail to each other from different countries yet never meet.

Amy: girl, i see Mikey always in ya comments! are y’all hanging out?

Cassidy: nah sis, he just wanna be a modern day pen pal. Never want to come out my messages and step into real life

by Rawrashley99 January 6, 2020

bad pen pal

You meet a girl on a date, but realize you're not quite ready to get in a relationship. She calls you messy but reluctantly gives you her phone number. She then calls you her best pen pal and you talk every day on the phone. You realize later that life is short and you want more than pen pals. You ask her things like do pen pals kiss and she asks if you want to go to Mexico with her. A few months later, you find yourself renting a house next door to her but not sure how to surprise her with it.

Girl: did your phone get hacked? pen pals don't ask about kissing
Guy: I've been thinking about kissing you, I've been a bad pen pal

by #1penpal September 1, 2022

Norwegian Pen Pals

When someone receives a handjob from girl A, and another person receives a handjob from the same girl (girl A). They do not necessarily have to be at the same time.

Guy 1-"Yo dude did Dana give you a handjob?"

Guy 2-" Yeah man she did. Did she give you one?"

Guy 1-" Yeah bro she did. We are officially Norwegian Pen Pals!"

Guy 2-" Sick bro!"

by the kennedy April 25, 2010