penismorphious

The art of being able to change from one sex to the other for the sake of a position at work..Ask Lis.

She was going through the process know as penismorphious so she could advance at work!

by Peter September 21, 2005

Penismancer

a wielder of a type of mace that is shaped like a penis

oh No johns been hit by the penismancer with the penis mace

by even123angrybirds February 11, 2022

Penisman

A jackass. Someone who is probably your close friend that you wish would just go away. A person who makes stupid ass decisions.

Dude, you're a fucking penisman.

What are you...a penisman?

Yo penisman!

Hey penis person, look at that stupid penisman.

Hey penisman! Go pound that peniswoman!

by Tha Cannon February 24, 2010

penismonger

One who trades in male reproductive organs

"Fresh penises! Get your fresh penises here!" yelled the penismonger through the din of the market

by RabidWombat June 1, 2004

penismash

Inserting two penises into one orafice - oral, anal, or vaginal, hence mashing them together to fit.

My buddy wants to penismash with that chick, are you in?

by schnervel July 1, 2011

penismonk

A monk who don't listen to any rules of abstinence

That pimp is a penismonk

by Jamburrito August 7, 2015

peeist

professional person who can pee good

oh man you are a peeist

by Earth Worm Sally May 26, 2018