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pedometer

1.) pedometer (ped-o-mee-ter) n - an instrument that is required by the National Police Defense Foundation to be worn by a convicted pedophile to record the approximate distance that the pedophile is from a potential child victim. Upon being the 39.37 U.S. inches away from a prepubescent human, the instrument will start beeping and will alert the respective authorities.
After charges of pedophilia, John was equiped with a pedometer to better secure the safety of children.
by violetist August 21, 2009
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pedohysterics

Hair-trigger accusations of pedophilia. Usually, this accompanies a "you're with us or you're with the pedophiles" false dichotomy style of thought, not unlike "you're with us or you're with the terrorists."

Alt: pedohysteria
Person: Can we please have a rational discussion about the consequences of running a sex offender list?

Pedohysterics: Why? That sounds like something a pedophile would say. Only pedophiles and pedo apologists would want a list like that gone.
by PaleBlueYacht May 13, 2013
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Pedalestrian

A person who rides their bicycles on sidewalks.
When you're walking in Portland, watch out for pedalestrians on the sidewalks or you will get run over.
by Shamaniac September 6, 2017
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pedometer

Many-legged child molestor; bespectacled kiddy-fiddler with top speed of over 20 mph.
You'd better call the Traffic Police, little Jimmy Osmond was just attacked by a pedometer.
by Crookback August 22, 2004
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Pedoquester

A man or woman who is too old for doing a social child's activity, but it still doing it. One can only be considered a Pedoquester however if he/she is alone. Child's activities are alright to do in larger groups of friends.
An older man at Laser Quest, who is not only there alone, but has been there for over ten sessions. He has gotten so good at this game that he cannot be hit, and continually wins the number one spot. Since his targets and fellow players are all young children, this man would have to be considered a Pedoquester.

Also, an older man in a jungle gym is always a sure sign of Pedoquestry.
by The Bomblette September 5, 2010
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pedometer walker

person who walks in place of another person in order to add steps to the second person's pedometer. Similar to a dog walker for your dog.
I didn't have time today to do my 10, 000 steps, so I had my paid my son to be my pedometer walker.
by poppy_walking November 18, 2016
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A Pedometer

A meter used to detect pedos.
Joe Mama: I have A Pedometer and it is going off!
Deez: Dude, where’s the pedo??
Pedo (Mr krabs): It isn’t me i swear!!
by SoapMuncher May 29, 2022
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