1.) pedometer (ped-o-mee-ter) n - an instrument that is required by the National Police Defense Foundation to be worn by a convicted pedophile to record the approximate distance that the pedophile is from a potential child victim. Upon being the 39.37 U.S. inches away from a prepubescent human, the instrument will start beeping and will alert the respective authorities.
After charges of pedophilia, John was equiped with a pedometer to better secure the safety of children.
by violetist August 21, 2009
Get the pedometer mug.Hair-trigger accusations of pedophilia. Usually, this accompanies a "you're with us or you're with the pedophiles" false dichotomy style of thought, not unlike "you're with us or you're with the terrorists."
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Person: Can we please have a rational discussion about the consequences of running a sex offender list?
Pedohysterics: Why? That sounds like something a pedophile would say. Only pedophiles and pedo apologists would want a list like that gone.
Pedohysterics: Why? That sounds like something a pedophile would say. Only pedophiles and pedo apologists would want a list like that gone.
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When you're walking in Portland, watch out for pedalestrians on the sidewalks or you will get run over.
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Get the pedometer mug.A man or woman who is too old for doing a social child's activity, but it still doing it. One can only be considered a Pedoquester however if he/she is alone. Child's activities are alright to do in larger groups of friends.
An older man at Laser Quest, who is not only there alone, but has been there for over ten sessions. He has gotten so good at this game that he cannot be hit, and continually wins the number one spot. Since his targets and fellow players are all young children, this man would have to be considered a Pedoquester.
Also, an older man in a jungle gym is always a sure sign of Pedoquestry.
Also, an older man in a jungle gym is always a sure sign of Pedoquestry.
by The Bomblette September 5, 2010
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Deez: Dude, where’s the pedo??
Pedo (Mr krabs): It isn’t me i swear!!
Deez: Dude, where’s the pedo??
Pedo (Mr krabs): It isn’t me i swear!!
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