Pedes A Deedling

Referring to the awkward and creepy way that a typical house centipede moves.

"Oh my god! Look at those giant pedes a deedling across the floor."

"Yeah, that's a big ol' johnny deedling a deedling dee."

by Yoshman90 August 25, 2011

pedeconference

Holding an important, impromptu meeting while walking somewhere, a device frequently used on dramatic TV shows such as The West Wing.

Steve and Mike held a pedeconference about global warming on their way to the press conference.

by hindley September 5, 2005

Pedon

A Malaysian word use mainly in Bangi
Mean 'lie' or 'not punctual'

Malay : Kau jangan PEDON pulak.
English : don't cut your promise.

by SYF21 December 29, 2013

flesh pedestrian

*whispers* alternate name for skin walker. Saying “skin walker” aloud is said to bring unwanted attention from the entities. Using “flesh pedestrian” allows you to discuss the entities without risking attack.

My sister and I saw a flesh pedestrian while driving at night through the desert. I was so scared it would follow us!

by Niree1978 February 1, 2021

pedestrian face-off

An awkward situation in which two pedestrians, who are on a collision course with each other, are repeatedly unsuccessful in averting one another. As one person moves to their right, the other person moves to their left and vice versa. Each time they attempt a new maneuver, the frustrated pedestrians find themselves confronted by their counterpart. To the casual observer, these two people may appear to be dancing, but in reality, they both just want to get on with their lives.

These encounters are far less common in Europe – especially in Germany, where the government enforces pedestrian decorum through a stringent "bear right" policy. Pedestrian face-offs have been known to last upwards of ten seconds.

Randy: I just had a pedestrian face-off that lasted a good 15 seconds. In the end, we came to the mutual agreement that both of us should step to our right.
Dina: Wow, 15 seconds?! That's gotta be a world record or something.

by The Raging Bull August 25, 2005

Grammatical Pedantry Syndrome

Grammatical (or grammar) pedantry syndrome is an illness or a form of obsessive-compulsive disorder where someone has a compulsive desire to correct any grammatical errors one has made and is obsessed with taking this peculiar, constant, and vexatious (from the target's perspective) action.

"Me and mark ate cookies!"
"You mean, 'Mark and I ate cookies!'"
"Stop it!"
"Sorry, I have Grammatical Pedantry Syndrome."

by Terminological inexactitude September 18, 2013

comparably pedantic

When two assholes try to out-asshole each other in an Internet bitch fight.

"If your statement was never supposed to be read as anything more than a synonym for 'Russia is not good and not our friend' then sorry for being comparably pedantic, I guess.

by JormanThoad February 24, 2017