Pensacola Payphone

Noun: a sexual act: a sort of hybrid of the Change Machine and the Birmingham Bootycall. Specifically, when a roll of quarters is placed in a woman's vagina, and a phone set to vibrate is placed in her anus. The phone is called and the vibrations cause the quaters to fall out. It has nothing to do with Pensacola.

Woman: Jill, kill me now. Last night I got really drunk and let Randy do a Pensacola Payphone on me. Now my phone's ruined and I'm out of laundry money.

by Cleveland, Puncher of Donkeys April 10, 2010

earphones

A way to make everyone start talking to you OVER your music or entertainment to piss you off.

1: (Puts earphones in)
mom: Get me some water!
dad: Pass me my glass
sister: (mouthing words0
1: (takes earphones out)
Everyone (Shuts up)

by #IStayLogical July 27, 2012

Apple Earphone Bitching

Where someone bitches about the quality, and/or lack of bass with the earphones supplied as standard with the apple ipods.

Ross: Ugh, these apple earphones are wank. So little bass.

Julian: Geezus, calm down and stop apple earphone bitching.

Ross: Whore

by Ross McPwn October 15, 2011

unplug the earphones

Unplug the earphones is an activity commenced when you are home alone. You sit down in front of your computer, turn on the porn and instead of using your earphones to listen as you normally would, you unplug them and crank the sound right up.

Me: So Adam, since your brother is going overseas, are you waiting for the day your parents are out and you're home alone so you can unplug the earphones?

by Mb500 July 29, 2009

Paraphone

Noun.
Communication with the other side.
Paranormal communication.

Rachel experienced paraphone when she witnessed an exorcism.

by Pseudonymania Spartans December 12, 2009

earphones

The sexual act when two males insert their penises in the recipient's (usually a female) ears, causing "music."

"So, me and Mark decided to give Jane the 'earphones' last night!"

by dillensson September 19, 2009

Payphone girl

A payphone girl is a girl who hasn't moved from the payphone generation to the cellphone generation, she is useless by today's standards. She still tries to use values from the payphone generation

I always keep my payphone girl for sex, when I am desperate or in an emergency I know I can get it from her, she is always a last resort.

by manemo August 10, 2019