Pankey

An West Coast slang word for Erectile Dysfunction

Hey Grandpa hows your Pankey
Not great timmy

by Alcoholic Hot Dog August 17, 2016

Pankeye

Like Pinkeye but comes from looking at skanky hoes nudes.

Jeff got Pankeye from looking at Jane’s dirty pussy pictures.

by Trampslayer August 30, 2019

Pankey cut

A man with a buzzcut that is good at poker, good looking, and a math genius.

Oh man that pankey cut looks great

by Teamadam69 March 2, 2020

Pankey

A unit of measurement slightly larger than an inch, used to determine the size of human fecal matter.

"Damn bro, after that chinese buffet last night, I dropped a butt baby that was 10x3 Pankey's!

by Onehorribleidea June 22, 2022

mourch punkey

that same as porch monkey. just sounds cooler

hay man get up yout acting like a mourch punkey

by thatguywiththeface February 16, 2009