Palatine's Sweet Surprise

An act of intercourse in which the male takes a 1994 Honda Civics battery and attaches jumper cables to his balls and the jolting motion from the electricity coursing through his body gives the female a shocking orgasm.

Dude giving my girlfriend Palatine's Sweet Surprise cured her epilepsy!

by The last wiggler December 24, 2020

Paulalily

Paulalily, is a Roblox account which is owned by a very lucky person, you see this account was made in like 2017 and has a rare username
The account is still active to this day and don’t miss out on this unique Roblox player!
She is also a YouTuber named; paula P
If you ever see her, make sure to ask for a photo because it’s a rare username and overall account I guess!

Omg is that paulalily?
Can I get a picture!

by Mxtherforker February 2, 2022

palatine pounding

Go to a Walmart parking lot get a cart push the cart well running jump in and start giving back shots to a girl in the cart well it’s rolling across the lot (works best on a slight hill)

Yesterday Jake gave ally a palatine pounding

by Legendarysmallpp January 6, 2023

Palatine

adj. having to do with poor people, places, or things;

SYN: ghettofabulous

Lock your doors in this town, this place is totally palatine.

by Wully October 12, 2005

711 Palatine

711 is the place to be if there is absolutely jack shit to do. On good days you might see some stoners get arrested for being retarded. The pizza place is dope as fuck and very well know, if you dont know what im talking about....fuck your couch. Recently sunny liquors has been put into the strip mall, its a great place to use fakes at and the old Asian lady always gives a nice lecture about why its bad to drink while she sells you 2 handles and a case. at least she gives everyone limes.........

711 palatine is the place to be.......

by PTOWN OG's January 11, 2013

palatine water polo

A loser like team that always gets their asses whooped by fremd

1) palatine water polo

2) defeated

by whoo123 May 1, 2010

Palatine Inn Restaurant

The Palatine Inn is a feeding ground for old people, beaners, and priests. It is located in Palatine, IL, otherwise known as the worst town ever. The establishment has a view of a parking lot, a Burger King, and an old folks home from which oldies escape for the Palatine Inn's senior specials (Mon-Thurs in case you were wondering). If you walk in at any given time during the day, 90% of the customers are over 90. Priests from the nearby church can often be seen gathering there but it is strange why they choose this "lovely" establishment since the food will destroy your soul. The content of the food is questionable: the bread is obviously from a bread museum (crusty and old) and incidents regarding mostaccioli being stored on the floor in toxic bins have been reported. (Look it up yourself if you don't believe it. Get us out of this town.) A rotting cheese smell can usually be detected all the time. And if this isn't bad enough your food is served by crabby old(really old) waitresses who can't hear you and screw up your order and also wish you would die. There are suspicions that people actually do die from the food. The parts that aren't used in the cooking are turned to ashes and stored in random "pots" awkwardly placed in the dining rooms. Pots...more like urns. Other random statues include some creepy naked lady fountain things and a giant life-size Spiderman. Also, Mexican bus-boys harass you while you eat.

1. Bus-boy: "COMO ESTAS!!!!!!" repeated 1000 times during your meal and usually accompanied by high-fives.
Innocent customer: ...(kill me)

2. Gail: "Cheryl! Want to get some eats?"
Cheryl: "Let me put my teeth in before we go to the Palatine Inn Restaurant."

3. Person 1: "Little Johnny went missing yesterday."
Person 2: "Oh, he must have gone to the Palatine Inn."

by Horrified people February 28, 2011