An Alabama Paddy Wagon is a sex act where you take a cup of jello and chew it up to where it becomes a liquid and spit it back in the cup. Get a straw and a partner and put the straw in the partners ass just enough to where the other end can be visible and used. Put the jello back in your mouth and transfer the liquid through the straw into your partners ass. When that happens, either remove the straw and have your partner shit it in your mouth (douchingbefore hand is best so no actual shit gets in your mouth) or keep the straw in and suck it out of your partners ass.
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The sexual act of two partners, the girl in a position on her back with her legs bent with knees by sides of head. Then the male holds his "dolphin" with one hand and all in one motion, flicks his rist down sending his member into the anus of the girl. Soon followed by quickly pulling out the member and repeated several times in a row. This of course can only be performed after performing anal sex prior and loosening up the rectum. Also a recent slang term in the Adult Film industry for this act.
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My friend Chris Ryan was about to get head from an empty-mouthed girl, and he was like, "Ho, put some mouthwash in that mouth I want a Peppermint Patty Wagon!"
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Buddy1:"So how was it last night?"
Wingman: "Oh great, I was stuck in the paddy wagon, falling on the grenade, for you! I think I've wounded my inner child>
Wingman: "Oh great, I was stuck in the paddy wagon, falling on the grenade, for you! I think I've wounded my inner child>
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