I went to the doctor after finding out the color of my piss wasn't normal, in fact, it was red white and blue. The doctor insisted it was pancreatic cancer, but in 'Murica, we call that patriotic cancer. Caw caw mother fucker
by k_brhodes July 6, 2014
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Bubba is very patriotic, which is good because it leaves more room in his skull for his uncle's whammy to fit.
by nomorebushpleasegodnomorebush December 12, 2003
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Patriotica n. a portmanteu of Patriot and Erotica. The raging red white and blue boner you get after hearing the national anthem before a baseball game, watching F-22 Talons fly over, seeing Arlington National Cemetary, shooting fireworks on Independence Day, or seeing a soldier return to his family. This boner is bigger than any one you could get even after railing a line of Viagra while watching Kate Upton dance in a bikini. (sorry ladies but you just don't compare to good old 'MURICA) Every red blooded American who has experienced this physiological phenomenon knows that America really is the big swinging dick of the world. GOD BLESS AMERICA!
Antonyms include: Obamania, Libtard, Occupy Wall Street.
Synonyms include: Team America, Winning
Antonyms include: Obamania, Libtard, Occupy Wall Street.
Synonyms include: Team America, Winning
Guy one: man I swear, watching President Reagan's Speeches on Youtube has been like porn to me lately.
Guy two: that is some hardcore Patriotica! there's no shame in popping a good old fashioned American woody after watching that! check out his 1964 speech to the RNC!
Guy one: *Splooge*
Liberal: I suck at life so I'm gonna go protest people on Wall Street who actually made something of their lives and became successful.
Guy two: that is some hardcore Patriotica! there's no shame in popping a good old fashioned American woody after watching that! check out his 1964 speech to the RNC!
Guy one: *Splooge*
Liberal: I suck at life so I'm gonna go protest people on Wall Street who actually made something of their lives and became successful.
by dugard November 4, 2012
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patriotic nigras
A group of losers who fuck around on Second Life making idiots of themselves for the lulz. (which is 'internet moron' for: "Hey look at me, I'm not funny but I want people to laugh anyway")
Think that "The penis is the funniest shit EVER brah!"
Their humor is shared by:
Trolls
13 year old boys
Drunks
*Drunk 13 year old boys seem to be immune.
Fail to realize that devoting time to trolling a game pretty much makes them the same as the people who play for real. Except PN just spends all their time pretending to be that clown from V for Vendetta.
Except, instead of a corrupt government, they're taking down a Sims MMO's player base.
And, instead of waging war through the invigoration of public social conscious, they make cartoon dicks fly around.
Good Job guys...
Oh and before you PN fanboys get too antsy and fill your virtual diapers with angry butt brownies,
PENIS!
There, you should be giggling now.
Go bounce this ball...
A group of losers who fuck around on Second Life making idiots of themselves for the lulz. (which is 'internet moron' for: "Hey look at me, I'm not funny but I want people to laugh anyway")
Think that "The penis is the funniest shit EVER brah!"
Their humor is shared by:
Trolls
13 year old boys
Drunks
*Drunk 13 year old boys seem to be immune.
Fail to realize that devoting time to trolling a game pretty much makes them the same as the people who play for real. Except PN just spends all their time pretending to be that clown from V for Vendetta.
Except, instead of a corrupt government, they're taking down a Sims MMO's player base.
And, instead of waging war through the invigoration of public social conscious, they make cartoon dicks fly around.
Good Job guys...
Oh and before you PN fanboys get too antsy and fill your virtual diapers with angry butt brownies,
PENIS!
There, you should be giggling now.
Go bounce this ball...
patriotic nigras? They're name is so edgy! I'm already offended because I'm a fuckin' nun! what do they do again? Troll Second Life? WTF is that?... ...WOW. They do this why exactly?...Oh yeah, they sure showed everyone who the losers are.
by esper777 May 15, 2009
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Central to its thesis is the belief that nothing in America can’t be fixed by more patriotism enforced by public shaming, boycotts and policies to cut out foreign and non-American influences.
Insufficient displays of patriotism among the patriotically correct can result in exclusion from public life and ruined careers. It also restricts honest criticism of failed public policies.
Alex Nowrasteh
Central to its thesis is the belief that nothing in America can’t be fixed by more patriotism enforced by public shaming, boycotts and policies to cut out foreign and non-American influences.
Insufficient displays of patriotism among the patriotically correct can result in exclusion from public life and ruined careers. It also restricts honest criticism of failed public policies.
Alex Nowrasteh
“Conservatives use ‘patriotic correctness’ to regulate speech, behavior and acceptable opinions.”
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by maxscoundrel December 10, 2016
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