Disappearing Pastry Chef

When a man creampies a woman and then vanishes.

Guy 1: She's pretty but she's not the hottest girl I've ever seen.
Guy 2: All good, I'll be a disappearing pastry chef. She'll make a great single mom.

by zihb November 06, 2023

pastry chef

a drug dealer.

"man where did you get this awesome weed?"
"my pastry chef keeps me baked"

by Nos_addict January 25, 2009

pastry chef

A sexual act in which one person lies down and the other defecates on his/her chest as though frosting a cake.

She was hot and all, but when she tried to give me a Pastry Chef I got the hell right out of there.

by gravity train January 25, 2009

Pastry Chef

Pastry Chef is a nickname for a piss head who likes to fight and expose himself in public. A Pastry Chef is incapable of having a social drink; after one he must continue to consume copious amounts of alcohol until he passes out. Before the short time between commencing the drinking session and passing out, a Pastry Chef will attempt to impress young girls with his drinking abilities, then when that fails he will try to fight all his friends.

Tyrone: "Damn its only 1pm and hes passed out already!" Kiren: "Yeah he's such such a Pastry Chef".

by TyroneTT May 20, 2008

pastry chef

Pastry Chef is a nickname for a piss head who likes to fight and expose himself in public. A Pastry Chef is incapable of having a social drink; after one he must continue to consume copious amounts of alcohol until he passes out. Before the short time between comencing the drinking session and passing out, a Pastry Chef will attempt to impress young girls with his drinking abilities, then when that fails he will try to fight all his friends.

Tyrone: "Damn its only 1pm and hes passed out already!" Kiren: "Yeah he's such such a Pastry Chef".

by TyroneTT May 18, 2008

kinky pastry chef

A pastry chef that uses ingredients from her work for sexual purposes, common in porn.

i totally went out with a kinky pastry chef once, it was magical.

by JP189512 January 13, 2014