Pasty Face

Snobby, wealthy, white people, sometimes called Yuppies

Pasty Faces live usually in suburban neighborhoods

by Spooner83 April 21, 2009

pasty face

An individual, typically male, whose facial features are generally rounded and ill-defined. The skin is pale and frequently clammy in appearance; the eyes are droopy, the lips pudgy, and jawline is nonexistent.

Guy 1: "Check out that pasty face!"

Guy 2: "Gross, dude. He's a chimo for sure."

by creepsicles November 22, 2011

Pasta Face

Going down on a girl while on her period

He looked up at me with a pasta face.

by NailsBakingBandit December 11, 2014

Face Pasta’d

Getting so hammered you have no choice but to eat the pasta with your hands by shoving it into your face.

My friend Dylan was so hammered he Face Pasta’d and ruined it for everyone else.

by Finesteinburg September 19, 2018

pasta-faced

Similar to "shit faced", so drunk you have little control over your facial expression.

You were pasta-faced last night.

by J L L September 19, 2006

pastey faced fucker

someone who is so white its annoying.its not racist tho

You:look at that pastey faced fucker heas so white he is reflecting the sun into my eyes.go get a tan some colour .. ..lol......damn pastey faced fucker

by real phrases January 11, 2014

Pastaface

A term related to blackface, meaning to impersonate the racial qualities of an Italian or Italian-American. Typically used by annoying young people of Italian descent on the internet who exaggerate the racial inequality of Italian people.

Some guy: "I cooka da meatball."
Kid who is 2% Italian: "Fuck you. How dare you do this pastafaced bullshit. Italian Americans are the most persecuted group in the country. You fucking piece of...."

by ragonkmasterp1 December 2, 2022