partay pack

A collection of swabs obtained from the genitalia or other point of entry following an unprotected sexual encounter resulting in discharge or 'sores' erupting from said point of entry.

"Girl, I'm going to the ER for a partay pack, gotta medicate this shit so I don't pass it on to my sigother"

by sweet spot 69 January 1, 2014

Fast-Lane Parktard

The oblivious, offensive motorist who ABSOLUTELY REFUSES to move from the left lane under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES...

Who teaches someone to enter the highway at a dangerous, ridiculously slow pace and IMMEDIATELY move to the left/passing lane and JUST FUCKING SIT THERE...FOREVER, AND EVER!
A Fast-Lane Parktard, that's who...dumb-ass!

by YAWA May 17, 2019

paritaim

Something Harvard Bass and Bart B More say. Enough said. PARITAIM

"Did you go to Voyeur last night?"

"no , but I heard it was massive paritaim!"
"yeah harvard bass killed it ! PURO PARI"

by blebled47 October 29, 2010

Parstage

A grassy area, especially near a road

Person one: Some say there was a second shooter on the grassy knoll

Person two: You mean the parstage

by doubleunicycle December 14, 2021

Parsta

Parsta is the real word for what most call pasta
It is supreme and will take over the world, and it is the truth.

"hey Sama, can I have some cheese parsta?"
"Yes, would you like some herbs on or in your parsta?"

by Hamiltonforlifeuu June 12, 2021

partard

PARtially reTARDed or just really stupid

wow matt is such a fucking partard

by speshul_K September 10, 2005

Paratard

An oft used nick-name given to one who regularly trolls web forums for attention by posting highly repetitive condescending political and social beliefs which are a contradiction(s) onto themselves. A Paratard is most often encountered within the internets emulation scene.

Paratard: "Just got my disability check and decided to blow it on bargain bin video games instead of f'in around on the internets or watching Bill O'Rly on FAUX News as usual.... I have the rest of the month to do that! BTW this country is being ruined by liberal bums from California who are just sitting around watching TV while collecting unemployment checks."

by Yog_Shoggoth January 15, 2011