Party Hat

A very smart invention to decrease the population and sti's and pregnency. Thank god for trogans, and if you dont like em just get birth control, or aids! :

1)no glove no love
2)don't be silly wrap you willy
3)don't be a fool wrap your tool
4)don't be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong
5)dont be a wenis protect you penis
6)dont share your sperm over your worm
7)before you spank her cover your wanker
8)If theres gunna be affection cover your erection
9)if your gunna banger cover your wanger
10) There only a buck get one before you fuck
11) Dont be stupid wear a fuckin condom

a 2 dollar insurance for teens who wanna fuck
safe sex!
ali: your going to have to bring the party hats
alex: i dont have any money
ali: well neither do i
alex: just like old times
ali: yeah old times where we were dating
alex: uhh i love you?

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by Ali Lansing August 05, 2006
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Brittish (and occassionaly American) slang for condoms.
I bought a packet of party hats.
by badger777 August 24, 2005
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Party Hat

A fat girl who dresses like a slut and thinks she's hot shit
Fuck it is slim pickings tonight, I might go for that Party Hat
by Best Bro February 13, 2010
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Can be spelt P4rTii H4t if you are a serious faggot
It is either:
a) A condom
or
b) A hat that you are wearing at a party, possibly as a joke.
Person A: "You look like a cunt"
Person B: "Stop berating me, it's a party hat you stupid faggot.
Person A: "Just take it off!"
Person B: "Fuck you, you gaylord
by Jim Hender May 04, 2008
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The act of being effed in the a. Usually used as an insult rather than a literal statement. This term came about in the back seat of my friends car after being told by his mother that we could no longer say "effed in the a". The phrase was then changed to party hatted.
Oh fuck! You just got party hatted.
We break danced much better than you; therefore, you just got party hatted.
by Samuel Parker September 30, 2006
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Party Hats

Large, Obnoxious, Pointy Nipples that are sharp to a degree in which they could cut glass.
Zach: Dude, it's fucking cold.

Kevin: Yeah dude, your party hats are showing
by eS Butcher September 08, 2012
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A VERY expencive item that you can buy on runescape for 5-30mil gp, (gold pieces) there are lots of different kinds of phats such as: pink, blue, white, purple, green, and just about any other color you can imagine, if you were a party hat to a drop party, people will drop cool stuff next to you, it was originally formed out of a "cristmas cracker" that you pull with anouther person that also has a cristmas cracker, and you would then each get a different colored phat!
Party hat's are very very expensive :D
by Kyle Biddle August 02, 2004
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