Cutie patootie

Someone so cute you want to squish them up and stick them in your pocket.

Chad is a cutie patootie.

by Shulaman September 9, 2016

road parrot

A person in the passenger seat, who reads out loud every sign, advertisement or store name you are driving by.

Driver: "....."
Passenger: "Whole Fooooodsss....Superman: The Movie.....For Rent!............get more today.......DriveThruuuu...."

Backseat Passenger (next day): "Dude, you didn't tell me your wife is a road parrot - I would have taken the fucking bus."

by Enno October 17, 2006

Parrot Dick

A penis that has a monsterous overhang due to an unfinished circumcision.

Due to his parrot dick, he was unable to release a full load in a single bust.

by The Lintlicker December 14, 2010

Sneaky Parrot

Placing one's penis on the shoulder of a partner while he/she is distracted with another task. Most often done while the victim is seated.

His wife was busy working on the computer and not paying attention to him - he quietly walked up to her and performed the sneaky parrot. She laughed.

by G-$$ April 28, 2011

Pagooter

a pagooter is one who enjoys pagooting or engaging in pagooting like activies.. in dummy terms a pagooter is a lame ass

you should urban dictionary "pagooter"

you freaking pagooter, and not just any pagooter your a loser pagooter !

you should make pagooter a definition in urbandictionary

by StonedTroll June 29, 2011

Parrot

A person who copies other people

F: Hey P
P: Hey P
J: Stop being a parrot
P: Stop being a parrot
L: He’s parrotpranking you
J: WTF

by Ace the simp May 24, 2023

Holiday Cum Parrot

To achieve the holiday cum parrot a lad masterbates and masterfully shoots his load onto his shoulder. He then must show all his mates his cum parrot while talking like a pirate.

Aaaarrrrgggghhhh Me hearties! Cum meet Polly...me holiday cum parrot

by Wolfpacknz September 19, 2019