People who are characterized by the following items-
*Expects their children to always receive straight As on their report cards, tests, projects, quizes, and even questions you if you get an A on your homework assignment. And if you don't get an A, than they'll give you that long-hard-cold-stare and beat ya till you're an inch from death.
*Expects you to do the laundry, make dinner, fix a door (actually anything for that matter), and do the things that they're supposed to be doing while they're watching some Asian drama series(no allowance).
*Are easily frustrated and calls their children the following names-
Useless
Trash
Worthless
Stupid
No-Brain
Disgrace
*If you have even two-inch long hair, they will call it long, and a mess, and they will force you to get either a bowl cut, a buzz cut, or something far worse.
*Polos, polos, polos, not just any but the plain-one-colored-pocket-shirt-polos. That's what you're gonna be wearing till you're twenty.
*Expects you to be locked up in your room, studying and reading educational reports and documents during the weekend, winter break, spring break, and summer.
*Expects ya ta be a doctor or a dentist...I wanted to be a paleontologist...
*Are super cheap...so no tips..uses eachother's membership cards just for the discounts provided(funny incident), will not buy new clothes, always goes to the dollar store, and etc.
Well that's for all right now-enjoy
*Expects their children to always receive straight As on their report cards, tests, projects, quizes, and even questions you if you get an A on your homework assignment. And if you don't get an A, than they'll give you that long-hard-cold-stare and beat ya till you're an inch from death.
*Expects you to do the laundry, make dinner, fix a door (actually anything for that matter), and do the things that they're supposed to be doing while they're watching some Asian drama series(no allowance).
*Are easily frustrated and calls their children the following names-
Useless
Trash
Worthless
Stupid
No-Brain
Disgrace
*If you have even two-inch long hair, they will call it long, and a mess, and they will force you to get either a bowl cut, a buzz cut, or something far worse.
*Polos, polos, polos, not just any but the plain-one-colored-pocket-shirt-polos. That's what you're gonna be wearing till you're twenty.
*Expects you to be locked up in your room, studying and reading educational reports and documents during the weekend, winter break, spring break, and summer.
*Expects ya ta be a doctor or a dentist...I wanted to be a paleontologist...
*Are super cheap...so no tips..uses eachother's membership cards just for the discounts provided(funny incident), will not buy new clothes, always goes to the dollar store, and etc.
Well that's for all right now-enjoy
*Asian parents(mom) sees you talking with a girl-
Mom-you have sex with her???
Me-No...we were just discussing some school...
Mom-Oh ok, what was it about?
Me-Our algebra homework....
Mom-AHA YOU CHEATA! *bitchslaps*
*Asian parents(mom) sees you talking with a black girl-
Mom-you want to marry a brack girl???
Me-um, that's racist and n...
Mom-*double bitchslaps*
Mom-you have sex with her???
Me-No...we were just discussing some school...
Mom-Oh ok, what was it about?
Me-Our algebra homework....
Mom-AHA YOU CHEATA! *bitchslaps*
*Asian parents(mom) sees you talking with a black girl-
Mom-you want to marry a brack girl???
Me-um, that's racist and n...
Mom-*double bitchslaps*
by cairne May 23, 2011
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1) since they gave birth to you, they think can control what you watch on YouTube, Television, etc.
2) since they gave birth to you, they think they can control what you listen to on the radio or any other thing that you can stream music on, such as, Spotify, Pandora. Etc.
3) their logic for grades :
A=acceptable
B= almost acceptable
C= compared, crime
D=dead
F= you're fucked
4) they control your hair cut
Acceptable hair cuts include :
Girls: long flowing hair, bob cut, bangs, side bangs, and basically any thing but boy hair cuts.
Boys: bowl cut, buzz cut, fowhawk.
5) they feed you and shove food on you, then calls you fat afterwards
6) if you spend more than an hour on any electronic device, you're fucked
7) they won't let you play any sport other than swimming, dancing (any type), badminton, or tennis. Claiming it's too dangerous
8) they compare you to their relative's, friend's, or co-workers' sons or daughters and say you should "follow their example and do better then them so they could brag to their parents"
1) since they gave birth to you, they think can control what you watch on YouTube, Television, etc.
2) since they gave birth to you, they think they can control what you listen to on the radio or any other thing that you can stream music on, such as, Spotify, Pandora. Etc.
3) their logic for grades :
A=acceptable
B= almost acceptable
C= compared, crime
D=dead
F= you're fucked
4) they control your hair cut
Acceptable hair cuts include :
Girls: long flowing hair, bob cut, bangs, side bangs, and basically any thing but boy hair cuts.
Boys: bowl cut, buzz cut, fowhawk.
5) they feed you and shove food on you, then calls you fat afterwards
6) if you spend more than an hour on any electronic device, you're fucked
7) they won't let you play any sport other than swimming, dancing (any type), badminton, or tennis. Claiming it's too dangerous
8) they compare you to their relative's, friend's, or co-workers' sons or daughters and say you should "follow their example and do better then them so they could brag to their parents"
Asian kid:oh shit, I got a C on this test, my parents are gonna kill me
White kid: just switch it with mine, I got an A
Asian kid: they're gonna find out, they always find out,
They're Asian parents, whatever you do, they'll always find out
White kid: just switch it with mine, I got an A
Asian kid: they're gonna find out, they always find out,
They're Asian parents, whatever you do, they'll always find out
by Asian child 101 April 13, 2016
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Tiger parents: If you have time for friends and fun then you have time for 4 more points
Tiger parents: If you have time for friends and fun then you have time for 4 more points
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On the phone: "Ughh. I'm sorry I can't come my parents don't allow me to do anything."
Next day:" I love my parents you never know when you may need them."
Next day:" I love my parents you never know when you may need them."
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Jerry: sup homie
Tom: hey fucko
Bitc- i mean mom: WHAT DID YOU SAY TOM?
Tom: its just an inside joke mom chill!
devi- dad: NO SWEARING IN THIS HOUSE! JERRY GO HOME I GOT TO BEAT HIM UP WITH THE BELT.
Jerry: The fuck?
Tom: eh dont worry about it happens all the time
Oh boy its child protective services time!
and thats the story on how the parents of tom went to fucking prison!
Tom: hey fucko
Bitc- i mean mom: WHAT DID YOU SAY TOM?
Tom: its just an inside joke mom chill!
devi- dad: NO SWEARING IN THIS HOUSE! JERRY GO HOME I GOT TO BEAT HIM UP WITH THE BELT.
Jerry: The fuck?
Tom: eh dont worry about it happens all the time
Oh boy its child protective services time!
and thats the story on how the parents of tom went to fucking prison!
by Alexander the Great 412 November 8, 2019
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In a co-op video game, if there’s someone in your party that ends up doing jack shit for the team, then you’d say they are “spare parts.”
In a co-op video game, if there’s someone in your party that ends up doing jack shit for the team, then you’d say they are “spare parts.”
Player 1: Dude, player 3 got no absolutely no kills the entire round.
Player 2: I know, right? He just sat on his ass the whole game!
Player 1: Yup—he’s spare parts.
Player 2: I know, right? He just sat on his ass the whole game!
Player 1: Yup—he’s spare parts.
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